Twin Peaks Gazette January, 1991 Page 2

Editorial/News

TWIN PEAKS ACCESS GUIDE TO BE PUBLISHED SOON

Richard Saul Wurman, author of the well-known city access guides to London, Paris, Rome, San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York, Hawaii, Washington D.C. and Tokyo, was in town last week researching his next Access book, The Twin Peaks Access Guide. Contributing writers will include David Lynch, Mark Frost, Bob Engels, Harley Peyton, Tricia Brock, Greg Almquest and Ken Scherer, among others.

Available in bookstores in April, The Guide will include the history of the town and its landmarks as well as advice on how to dress while visiting Twin Peaks. Details on flora and fauna, sports, local recipes and restaurants will prove useful if you're new in town. Interviews, ads, trivia and intricate maps are also featured.

Although Twin Peaks is a smaller town than other "accessed" cities, Mr. Wurman was quick to see its need for guidance and to fill it.

The closer one gets to Twin Peaks, it is interesting to note, the more expanded it becomes. It actually gets larger. Therefore, by the time you reach the city limits, a map is useful.

To get the most from an unknown city, and the Unknown in general, using an access guide can save a lot of time and trouble. Whether it's vertical New York, horizontal LA., or multidimensional Twin Peaks, an access guide will help a traveler feel at home. Many travelers have experienced that days, weeks, or lifetimes can be lost if one takes too many wrong turns. Retracing and doublebacking can be complex, and Mr. Wurman is man who likes to make thing simple.

In his own life, he says, simplicity increased when he stopped doing things he doesn't like to do. He doesn't write personal checks, won't fill out forms, cuts his own hair, stays away from doctors and refuses to talk to lawyers. And he loves to help others simplify their own lives by designing tools that help them to do it.

For the Twin Peaks traveler, The Twin Peaks Access Guide can simplify and enhance trips to the library or lake or perhaps even places where more obviously something is different, like the woods.

Letters To The Editors

Dear Editors:
I would like to see better coverage in your paper of the private lives of the stars and makers of Twin Peaks. Especially the actresses, and in particular, Madchen Amick - perhaps focusing on her wardrobe - with emphasis on her footwear. Does she like to walk barefoot, does she wear socks? Are any of her shoes worn on the show for sale? Just wondering.
Scott
Seattle
We would too, Scott. Finding out the details of private lives of television and movie actors is somewhat of a national obsession, and it sounds like you've got a pretty good one going there for yourself.

Dear Editors:
Where can I get a Twin Peaks Gazette T-Shirt? I've just returned home to Alaska with my husband and kids from a car trip around the States, and we saw people wearing them coast to coast! They must be the cutting edge of fashion, and that's where I like to keep my family. We also saw a lot of those Simpson T-shirts, but I feel wearing cartoons is rather sophomoric. I would also like an autographed photo of Dr. Jacoby. He really flips my skirt. Thank you.
Liza Flynstone
Anchorage
Gazette T-shirts are available through Horne's Department Store. As for the ones you have already seen, either they were bootlegged or you had a vision on I-90. Happens.

Computer Column

Computer Twin Peaks is a subject frequently discussed on the following Buttetin Board Services (BBS). Each service also provides news, travel, weather, electronic mail and many other sources of information. You will need a computer and a modem to access them.

MAC/APPLE: On Thursday nights, 9 p.m. EST, telecommune with other Peakheads via America On-line. Call (800) 227-6364 to sign up.

PC/ MAC/ APPLE/ C/ PM/ COMMODORE:
CompuServe is starting a new Forum for Entertainment. One section, called Prime Time, is certain to be filled with conversations about Twin Peaks. Call (800) 848-8990 for more information.
Dear Twin Peaks Gazette,
Just a note of appreciation for the Twin Peaks programme. I cannot recall when a television series has created such interest here. Not only amongst the public at large (I read that the premier set a new record for British viewership) but within our entire family. Indeed, even Sigfreid, our aged toy dachshund (the poor old fellow has such a sway back the vet fixed a wheel to his middle to forestall abrasion) sits up and takes notice of the robin in the beginning of each episode. In summary, all of us are delighted and intrigued, especially by some of the more obscure Americanisms!
Vesey Holmes-Crichton
London, England






"SUDDENLY I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING"

A local man found more than nuts and berries on his walk through the woods near Twin Peaks yesterday.

Chuck Tules told the Gazette today that he found, suddenly, that he understood everything, including the future of the world, the subtle structure of the universe, and the purpose of mankind.

The revelation started, he said, when he was taking a nature walk and came upon a small clearing and found himself face to face with a twelve-foot moose.

"Of course, a moose can't talk, but he spoke to me without speaking, told me to tell the paper certain things, even if it risked my reputation as a sane person and responsible librarian. So here I am," he said matter-of-factly yesterday morning at the Gazette office.

Mr. Tules, a familiar figure at the Twin Peaks Main Library, has no history of mental or drug problems, has never joined a cult or had any particular interest in philosophy or parapsychology. He describes himself as a

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Editor ............... Martha Knight
Managing Editor .... Carol Gray

Inspirators .. David Lynch, Mark Frost
Photos Paula ....... Shimatsu-U,

Special Thank to Paula Shimatsu-U, Gaye Pope, Ken Scherer, J. R. Knight

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practical, methodical sort.

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BUSINESS AS USUAL AT THE DOUBLE R

A Seattle restaurant critic M.T. Wentz's sarcastic review of the Double R which ran in the Seattle Times last week hasn't affected business at all, says owner Norma Jennings' husband Hank Jennings.

"Apparently a good, healthy American meal leaves Mr. Wentz wanting for more than dessert. Perhaps he is accustomed to the more civilized flavors of snails, truffles, quail eggs, raw fish and monkey brains."

Locals and tourists have enjoyed for years the wonderful straight-forward meals served by Norma and her staff at the popular local diner. You know you can always get a good blue plate special of meatloaf mashed potatoes and gravy, or tuna fish sandwich, fries and a Coke for under $5.00. And, of course, who can say they have really lived until they've tried her pies?

We still love you and your food, Norma!
Norma Jennings
Norma Jennings, owner, Double R

COOK'S CORNER

This tasty recipe was submitted by Joyce Kinney of Holly Street. "It's a family recipe, a holiday favorite. I like to serve it on a bed of pine needles at Thanksgiving, or make it into an edible Santa at Xmas. Also, it's fun to use the can, an otherwise environmentally troublesome object."

LOG LOAF

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
blue and green food coloring drops
1 egg
1/3 cup cooking oil
1/4 cup sugar
3/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup milk
chocolate chips
pine needles

Turn on oven to 300 degrees. Grease coffee can inside with shortening. Measure flour, sugar, baking powder and salt into medium mixing bowl. Stir to mix with a wooden spoon. Add approx. 5-6 drops of the blue and green food coloring drops to create a deep forest color.

Beat egg in mixing bowl. Add milk and oil. Beat with fork until well mixed.

Mix flour and milk mixtures. Fold in chips. Stir till flour is wet. Batter should be lumpy. Don't over-stir. Pour batter into coffee can. Bake for 30 minutes. When cooked, turn over and bang on the bottom and sides with a large knife handle or other blunt object. Serve on a bed of needles.


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