PETE On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOBBY On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOB On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. COOPER Diane, on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. LUCY On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five jelllyyy donnuuuutts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. PETE On the sixth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOBBY On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. COOPER Diane, on the eighth day of Christmas I had a strange dream: eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five ... oh ... Five jelly donnuuuutts. Sorry, oops. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOB On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelly donuts! COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOBBY On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten drooling Leo's. BOB Nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five ... jelly ... donuts! COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. LUCY On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven cherry pies. BOBBY Ten drooling Leo's. BOB Nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelllyyy donnuuuttts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. PETE On the twelveth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: twelve cups of coffee! LUCY Eleven cherry pies. BOBBY Ten drooling Leo's. BOB Nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five thousaannnddd donnuuuttts. What!? COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. JOHNNY HORNE Amen ... Amen. |