I cant watch this I cant watch this I cant watch this I cant watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say oh my Lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and thats no lie Its about as much fun as watching paint dry Lowers my IQ one notch And thats the reason why, uh, I cant watch I told you homeboy...I cant watch this Yeah, nothin but trash and you know I cant watch this Poke out my eyes, man...I cant watch this Yo, gimme that remote control...I cant watch this Talkin bout sick shows Theres Americas Funniest Home Videos I cant believe my eyes When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize Somebodys poor old mom Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn Face first on a rake I hear they got it on the seventeenth take Thats funny as a kick in the crotch And that kinda show, uh, I cant watch Yo, I told you...I cant watch this Change the channel now, man...I cant watch this Yo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker...I cant watch this Cosby show and Roseanne Think Ive taken bout as much as I can Judge Wapner, oh my You gotta be Rainman to like this guy Thirtysomethings all right If you like hearing yuppies whining all night Cant stand Twin Peaks Wish theyd lynch those donut-eatin freaks Those Siskel and Ebert bums Oughtta go home and just sit on their thumbs Thats word because you now...I cant watch this I cant watch this Break it down! Heres how to order - money back guarantee - Removes tough stains fast - it tastes more like fresh peanuts - They keep going and going - dont hate me because Im beautiful - Could be dandruff - our prices are insaaaane!!! Stop! Prime time! Im pretty sure Ill be sick If I have to watch another stupid pet trick Or that guy with the real flat hair That goes "woof woof woof" and waves His fist in the air Or those weird talk shows About transsexual Nazi Eskimos Theyre rude, and crude and vile Just for a minute lets flip down the dial Flip, flip, flip; yecch, I cant watch this Look, man, I cant watch this I cant take this torture no more, I cant I cant watch this Pay the bills, station break Break it down! Operators are standing by - cubic zirconium necklace - Youre soaking in it - and our fabulous swimsuit issue - When youve got a headache this big - read the book - this is your brain on drugs - Ive fallen and I cant get up!!! Stop! Cable time! HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV I might like them more after my lobotomy Now why did I ever pay for this junk? I hooked up eighty channels, and each one stunk Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A Its awful, its putrid, its crummy, its stupid, Gonna throw my set away I cant watch this, I cant watch this I cant watch this, yeah, I cant watch this I told you, cant watch this Too hip, cant watch this Get me outta here, cant watch this
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